Thursday, September 25, 2008

NEWSFLASH: hygeine style.

I smell like a gosh-darn man.

I'm wearing men's deodorant for the second day in a row, having run out of my lovely lady-smelling stick of underarm product.

Every now and again, I my nasal cavities catch a big cloud of manliness wafting up from my pits. It smells so toxic! And I'm sweating more than usual, presumably because my body is trying to rid itself of the toxic "man scent" I tried to shove into my pores.

Ick.

Note to self: Walgreens on the way home...

1 comment:

J-Vo said...

It's better than smelling like updog.