As a sort of contest with myself last night, I sat down to an episode of Flavor of Love (or is that Flava of Love??) and tried to get through the hour without changing the channel. I was highly successful! But dude. That show is bad bad bad. And I don't think I've ever seen so many clocks. It was so bad that I was giddy with laughter for hours afterward. Now I sortof want to be on the next edition, since the "love" he finds on this version is likely to last all of 5 minutes. If I get on the show, I'm going to request that my nickname be "Hotsy Totsy".