Thursday, April 27, 2006

Ha! Ha ha!!

Apparently, Jessica Simpson is devistated by Nick's tell-all story in People. She was supposed to give an interview in a different magazine, but when she realized she'd have to address the divorce she pulled out. She's apparently poured herself into other endevours:

"Instead she is throwing herself into recording her next album and launching a line of hair extensions."

Okay. Like, why can't I put out a line of hair extensions or skin grafts or something when my life takes a dive? So unfair!

4 comments:

towwas said...

I think it's funny that she would think she could talk to a magazine now and, like, just not mention the divorce. Why does she think people want to talk to her? News flash: not to hear about her new line of hair extensions.

Annie said...

hahahahahah skin grafts

grrrbear said...

They'll probably come in a variety of colors:

"Vapid White"
"Bronzer Orange"
"Maui Tan"
"Daddy's Love Tap Purple"

Stacey Pelika said...

For a freaky celeb experience, check this out:

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/american_idol/002039.php