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I copied this from the Talking Points Memo, which I find highly entertaining and informative. Anyhoo, this made me laugh out loud. Enjoy!

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(April 14, 2006 -- 12:09 PM EST // link)
Thank God they're on the case!
The Department of Homeland Security hasn't sent out any security "bulletins" on white supremacist organizations, whack-job militias, or violent anti-abortion groups. But they have prepared a new brand new security bulletin on how to protect yourself against animal rights groups and 'eco-terrorists'.
One form of eco-terror attack, according to the bulletin has eco-terrorists "sending continuous faxes in order to drain the ink supply from company fax machines."
"Flyer distribution" is another form of attack to be vigilant about.