It's the calm before the storm. Starting next weekend, these things are happening in somewhat rapid succession:

1. Moving my crappolla to San Mateo (more accurately, watching movers do the work while I sip coffee and eat pastries)

2. Unpacking from said move

3. Flying to Alaska for a 5-day visit with Jiggity's family surrounding the wedding of a family friend

4. Hosting the 'rents at the new pad

5. Traveling to Lake Shasta for a weekend on a houseboat with Jiggity's homies

6. Flying to Chicago to meet up with Spice and Grrr and drive to Ann Arbor for L&B's nuptials

7. Flying to Fargo to attend another wedding

8. Flying to Philidelphia for the 4th and presumably last wedding of the season

9. Sleeping for two weeks straight

10. Seeing Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest